Put Your Hands Where I Can See Them.

I went to the bank yesterday and I still get nervous when I'm there. I am terrified of waiting in line and someone busts down the door wanting all the cash and holds everyone hostage and everyone turns in their cell phone except for me and mine rings and they try to kill me and they do and now I'm dead. I am always thinking the worse case scenario on this one.

One time I pulled up and there was a cab parked out in the front of the door. I didn't even put my car in park I just kept driving through. I am not trying to have the robber use a cab as a getaway car.

If the people in line with me are really jittery or anxious, that's it, I'm worried. Something is going to go down and I am getting out of here before it does. But then again, I am a member of the "world's freaking friendliest bank" who wants to know my whole life story in the short time it takes to deposit my measly $40 golf course check... Yeah and that's on a good week.

I decided if anyone ever did try to rob the bank, I would make a beeline for the door. I think I would rather be shot than have to be a hostage with no food, no water, and no hopes for the future. Just my thoughts on the situation.

Boom. Posted.