First of all, I stand corrected. My wonderful boyfriend just pointed out to me that when he first told me he 'still loved chicken' was when my family was visiting my grandparents in Virginia one Christmas and his family was living there at the time so we met up. It was at Potomac Hills Mall and we were catching up. He wins :)
Okay, second of all... I cannot believe I forgot to blog about this until now but I must recall an experience I had recently at the golf course:
It was about 3 or 4 weeks ago and I was on the schedule to be a 'keg girl' for one of the tournaments being hosted at the course. The tournament was for the Easter Seals Foundation which is a great cause for helping in disability services. Well the hold a tournament once a year, huge event with a million volunteers, 3 kegs at different holes, and just non stop gimmicks for buying raffle tickets.
I was first assigned to help put the kegs at each hole and then my designated hole... (Oh now I remember I did talk about this briefly because it was on April Fools Day and everyone thought it was my birthday, okay so you have a little info already). Anyway I was on hole 12 where if you thought you could hit the ball farther that a former university basketball player than you could double your tickets for the raffle. He was so bad at golf but so good at geting guys to buy tickets because he would even go first... so they all bought and all doubled. He may have even hit a bunny at one point... we heard a yelp.
Well the keg was free for players and volunteers so needless to say everyone at my hole was drunk. Also need I remind you my prank that day was that it was my birthday so everyone would drink extra because of me. But the worst part was, my tap was broken. I had to constantly keep pumping to get anything to come out (that's what she said) and I had to do it for a whole minute at one point because it wouldn't hold any pressure. So needless to say with a shotty tap, a tent full of drunkards, and everyone calling us the 'Party Hole'... it was a day full of 'that's what she saids'... which are my favorite, and I rarely miss one.
Well the former football player would help me pump the keg and he was telling me that the new thing is to say 'pause' instead. He gave the example that he and the basketball guy were at Subway when the lady behind the counter suggested he put pepperoni on his sandwich. He asked her why she would do that and she said "Well, its like an explosion in your mouth" and he said "Pause.... nah I don't nothing exploding in my mouth!"... everything thought that was the funniest thing ever so the new word is 'pause'.
There we a lot of local celebrities at the event. The Appliance King who has the most outrageous commercials and then shows up about 4'11''... He tried to fix my tap... didn't work again. Then some traffic announcer was there too. I hope I'm not considered a local yet....
Boom. Posted... pause
4.27.2011
Laying Down the Law.
I am sitting on my bed, attempting to do work for my online classes and I am hearing this faded noise in the background of something. I cannot place where it is coming from nor can I decipher what it is, I can just faintly hear the words and feel the bass.
The roommate walks near my room so I realize it is not from her television and I tell her I hear something but she assures me she doesn't.... big surprise. I finally look out my window and see a car with windows rolled down almost directly in front of our house. I can hear the radio from this car and it is rather distracting, to say the least. Since I have ben hearing this noise for sometime without being able to place where it was coming from AND I have no idea what the intentions are from this driver.... I decide to get dressed (yes it is noon and I am still in my PJs) and go out there to ask them to move.
I decide the best way would be to go out the back and then hop the brick wall to see whats going on. I do, and find that it is a middle aged Asian woman listening to her radio far too loud. I walk up and ask her if she lives in the neighborhood and if she is waiting for someone. I eventually learn she is waiting for the bus (I assume she is picking a child up from off the bus) and will only be there until it arrives. Well I inform her that I am busy with homework and would she mind either turning down the music or moving to the CUL DE SAC where no houses can be bothered.... She decided that turning down the volume was sufficient.
I would have probably left her alone if it had not been for the kids-trying-to-sneak-into-the-community-pool business my dad and I encountered a few weeks ago, but I had no clue as to why she was there. Also I was asked to work at the club when the Home Owners Association meeting was to be held so I made sure to add my two cents from behind the bar and opt for a placing of a "You will be towed if you park behind my house cause its creepy" sign. Everyone was for it after I told the 'Trespass at your own risk' story.
Also I grilled today. May not have been the best chicken in the world but Blake would have loved it. (He loves ALL chicken). Back before we were together and merely best friends, I called him up because we had not spoken in awhile. We were making small talk when I asked him what was up in his world and he replied "Well, I still love chicken". Best. Response. Ever. My dad liked it to when I relayed the conversation. That boy is clever :)
I also had to run and get milk from Safeway today and they have fresh bread made every hour on the hour so I picked me up some of that and do you know, it is like heaven in your mouth. All nice and warm, extra delicious.
Boom. Posted.
The roommate walks near my room so I realize it is not from her television and I tell her I hear something but she assures me she doesn't.... big surprise. I finally look out my window and see a car with windows rolled down almost directly in front of our house. I can hear the radio from this car and it is rather distracting, to say the least. Since I have ben hearing this noise for sometime without being able to place where it was coming from AND I have no idea what the intentions are from this driver.... I decide to get dressed (yes it is noon and I am still in my PJs) and go out there to ask them to move.
I decide the best way would be to go out the back and then hop the brick wall to see whats going on. I do, and find that it is a middle aged Asian woman listening to her radio far too loud. I walk up and ask her if she lives in the neighborhood and if she is waiting for someone. I eventually learn she is waiting for the bus (I assume she is picking a child up from off the bus) and will only be there until it arrives. Well I inform her that I am busy with homework and would she mind either turning down the music or moving to the CUL DE SAC where no houses can be bothered.... She decided that turning down the volume was sufficient.
I would have probably left her alone if it had not been for the kids-trying-to-sneak-into-the-community-pool business my dad and I encountered a few weeks ago, but I had no clue as to why she was there. Also I was asked to work at the club when the Home Owners Association meeting was to be held so I made sure to add my two cents from behind the bar and opt for a placing of a "You will be towed if you park behind my house cause its creepy" sign. Everyone was for it after I told the 'Trespass at your own risk' story.
Also I grilled today. May not have been the best chicken in the world but Blake would have loved it. (He loves ALL chicken). Back before we were together and merely best friends, I called him up because we had not spoken in awhile. We were making small talk when I asked him what was up in his world and he replied "Well, I still love chicken". Best. Response. Ever. My dad liked it to when I relayed the conversation. That boy is clever :)
I also had to run and get milk from Safeway today and they have fresh bread made every hour on the hour so I picked me up some of that and do you know, it is like heaven in your mouth. All nice and warm, extra delicious.
Boom. Posted.
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