First of all, I stand corrected. My wonderful boyfriend just pointed out to me that when he first told me he 'still loved chicken' was when my family was visiting my grandparents in Virginia one Christmas and his family was living there at the time so we met up. It was at Potomac Hills Mall and we were catching up. He wins :)
Okay, second of all... I cannot believe I forgot to blog about this until now but I must recall an experience I had recently at the golf course:
It was about 3 or 4 weeks ago and I was on the schedule to be a 'keg girl' for one of the tournaments being hosted at the course. The tournament was for the Easter Seals Foundation which is a great cause for helping in disability services. Well the hold a tournament once a year, huge event with a million volunteers, 3 kegs at different holes, and just non stop gimmicks for buying raffle tickets.
I was first assigned to help put the kegs at each hole and then my designated hole... (Oh now I remember I did talk about this briefly because it was on April Fools Day and everyone thought it was my birthday, okay so you have a little info already). Anyway I was on hole 12 where if you thought you could hit the ball farther that a former university basketball player than you could double your tickets for the raffle. He was so bad at golf but so good at geting guys to buy tickets because he would even go first... so they all bought and all doubled. He may have even hit a bunny at one point... we heard a yelp.
Well the keg was free for players and volunteers so needless to say everyone at my hole was drunk. Also need I remind you my prank that day was that it was my birthday so everyone would drink extra because of me. But the worst part was, my tap was broken. I had to constantly keep pumping to get anything to come out (that's what she said) and I had to do it for a whole minute at one point because it wouldn't hold any pressure. So needless to say with a shotty tap, a tent full of drunkards, and everyone calling us the 'Party Hole'... it was a day full of 'that's what she saids'... which are my favorite, and I rarely miss one.
Well the former football player would help me pump the keg and he was telling me that the new thing is to say 'pause' instead. He gave the example that he and the basketball guy were at Subway when the lady behind the counter suggested he put pepperoni on his sandwich. He asked her why she would do that and she said "Well, its like an explosion in your mouth" and he said "Pause.... nah I don't nothing exploding in my mouth!"... everything thought that was the funniest thing ever so the new word is 'pause'.
There we a lot of local celebrities at the event. The Appliance King who has the most outrageous commercials and then shows up about 4'11''... He tried to fix my tap... didn't work again. Then some traffic announcer was there too. I hope I'm not considered a local yet....
Boom. Posted... pause
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